Say So

Floatin funbags

Expensive to house.

Mel, you’re KILLIN me. My boss is wondering why I’m laughing my ass off..

Yeah, I’m full of it today. But atleast i don’t look like a crazy lunatic for laughing too much…

LMAO

uumm, yeah, that would be me today..!!

If you see someone coming at you with a straight jacket, RUN! Those things are hard to type in. lol

hooblers (if they are big)

Ah, I see you know already Mel..!! lmao

Sadly, I am aware of the confines of the straight jacket. LOL

(Not really, but it’s a great way to explain away typos. Don’t tell anybody.)

I just like “boobies!”

I call Miss Ames….”the twins”

Ah yes, my little Stefi LOVES the twins..!!

Getting so I don’t even have to go to porno sites anymore…not that I do LOL

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT BenY, we all believe that.. lol

buoys, “the girls”, the parton’s

melons

I have to say, I’m disappointed by the lack of names in this column. I was hoping to pick up some new ones.. lol

My cousin refers to hers as “shoulder boulders”

kinda like an “over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder”?? lol

Yabos, bags, jugs…but I’m with Danielle here. I like boobies the best!

Bazoorks

apples? juggles? I’m not good at making people laugh, cancha tell?

Jugs Of Joy, Love Pillows, Fun Bags.

Sweater muffins. dirty pillows, ivory peaks, ebony peaks

i’m loving this post!!!yummy!

Snack trays. Or in high school, if a girl was well endowed, we would say “she has massive pectoral development”.

chee chees

the twins, fuck bubbles, bubbles, boobs, boobies, tits, jugs, milks, nips, meaty bites (small ones), egg cups (small ones)….

white pointers

love mountins

My brest is enough to feed 123 men!I would like the to suck my brest now(chuckle)!

Aw come on! Why not post a photo, ….pretty please Mel?

Well someone already got “The girls” and close, “The Dollies” lol (as in Parton)

I don’t think anyone said “headlights”? When the nips came out, my ex used to say, is it nipply outside? I would say no, I just have my highbeams on. corny I know lol

Knockers,squeeze toys. If they are very small…mosquito bites. Also heard them called a variety of different round fruit; depending on their size.

My bf calls mine Lovely and Jubbly !!! I like that, they’re not exactly small and he loves ‘em !!! :D

This could be applied to any private part….Naughty Bits. That’s what John Cleese called them anyway.

Tobies ( Tig O Bitties)

My favorite post! Coconuts. Booms.Arm rests.

Siliconettes`

Snuggle Puppies and Milk Cannon’s

sweater puppets

fun bags

Tune in Tokyo

The two midgets

Stick your head in the cleavage, shake it side to side and yell, BRRRRIIIITZZKYYYY

Guns, Puppies, twins

cans

FUN BAGS

license and registration (karen walker, what a gem)

Love Rockets

Bouncy Castles

Triple E and Camboobia

jugs watermelons

Lefty and Lucy

Breasticles

Totally forgetting about Hooters in the column, for goodness sakes, they named a restaurant after them! Hope everyone has a Hooterific day!

cum targets

breastisis

Pillows, Mountains

Salt Lakes (titties)

C H E S T N U T S

twin tittys,lumps,tits,

twin tittys,lumps,tits,

single brest… TA TA both breasts… TA TA’s

Knee Pads (Long, mature and gravity ridden ones)

Awesome

If they are big, TIG BITS “Damn! Shes got some tig ol biddies!”

Dirty Pillows!!! :D

the hills have eyes!

babey bottle

phil and grant

tiggles

tigglebitties

not-so-fun-bags

niggertits

orangutan titties

jiggaboobies

peperroni nipples

nips

coasters

chesticles

water balloons

punching bags

handfuls

fun bags

stress balls

bouncy balls

brains (for a blonde)

Twat, Muff, Cockpit

Weiner warmer.

OMG, i love it Mel.

taco

beaver

bearded clam

BEEF CURTAINS

Beef curtains, that one always bothered me. Like refering to a dick as a cock, or to sex as “porking”. I don’t like those terms. I have no idea why.

how about MEAT WALLET??

I think “vagina” is a pretty funny name for it.. and I prefer to call it that. :)

The word VAGINA makes me giggle….my 5 yo loves that word though….lol

Pee Pee Protector

ever watch Austin Powers? He “shagged” Alota Vagina. tee hee..

Meat curtain, Axe Wound, Piss fenders, Fish taco.

Snatch

The Lucsious Lips

Ebony

cooter

fur burger, hair pie, queef

snatch, twat

I forgot about “cooter” thats a cute one!

Isn’t a queef a particular noise, not the actual part?

Queef From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Redirect page Jump to: navigation, search Vaginal flatulence

LMFAO Nori !!

Just doing my part for society’s vocabulary skills - LOL! ;)

Hairy lasso

i think anything with isitis at the end is halarious, such as clitisitis, dickisitis, pissisitis, fuckisitis, dinkyitis, titisitis, shfinktisitis, masturbatisitis, cunulingasitis, those are fricking funny…lol

Warm Smooth Juicy Dipper slit.

moose knuckle

wizard sleeve

leafy kebab

People always ask oral sex while their having sex, but they never exactly say the straight way, “I want to play with your vagaina” do they?

camel toe

sideways sloppy joe

tuna casserole

bearded clam

beaver

kebab

I heard someone say “Genie” the other day =D

lets go the jamaican way…

PUNANI

ne1 heard of it b4

Beef Curtains or Pasty

Cunt

Goob Tube, Velvet Lined Love Tunnel, Flange, Minge, Gammon Rashers, Pouch, Hairy Bomb Doors, Piss Flaps.

bugger

cookie

Dick socket, cum reseptical, restricted area

chacha, fuck hole, the pink, cutchy, tongue trap, putang, cutchy,grand canyon, fish taco…

Pecker pocket. Bermuda triangle. Mink. Red snapper. And now for oral sex on the vagina….eat at the “Y”. Muff diver. Rug eater.

This term goes for either sex, but Juan reminded me of it in the other post…”going to get some strange”. My hubby uses that term (not in that context, thank goodness - lol).

patchooch, fadge, fanny (aussie name 4 it), muff, cunt, love tunnel…

FURR BURGER

Woo!

grese buket,cock cave, snatch, piss pocket, poll pocket, penis pal.

honey pot…..gets ya going back for more

cunt, muss, slit, cunny, pussy, black hole, beaver, muff, birth canal…but I’m Canadian so some might not be global terms.

camel toe

bearded ax wound, arbys with hair

otters lodge!!

brian mays plug hole!

Delicious Pie

mmm…

flower?

Universal Man-controller

Docking Station Floppy Drive Port (USB or Serial, VGA ..etc..) Card Reader Slot

Someone got my Woo! Hahaha! Have called it a woo~woo, Kitty, and I HATE the word cunt! Whoever came up with that needs to be bitch slapped =0/

My daughter unintentionally uses a funny word.She doesn’t speak any Filippino, but uses a word in the Visayan dialect for an elastic band used to hold her hair in a pony tail. So, when she is doing her hair in the morning, she sometimes asks us if we have seen her “THINGY”, her hair wrapper, which sounds like “THING’T”, which is the word for “pussy” or a more accurate translation would be “cunt”. Her mother would scream at her for saying this word, and I would have to assure her that our daughter didn’t know what she was saying.

An ex of mine once asked me what it tastes like, and she bagan calling it clam dip.

fuckbox!

My all-time personal favourite (and probably the most vulgar)…

The gutted ewok!

panty hamster.

Lawerence of O’Labia

Laffy taffy, cherry pie, ham-burger, that thang, love wound

What about: Peter’s puke pit or manhole?

Salami Basin

PUDENDA !

alsation slit throat, turkey purse, ham wallet, gut locker, furry clam

yhoor fhur china!!!!

Bush Box

Peter Pleaser

Cockholster and Cumdumpster

pink panther

honey pot

love glove

ham wallet, sausage junkie, coin purse, ninja slipper, sausage saloon, verticle smile, hatchet wound.

Momma’s homemade banana split pie?

peeshka

Whisker Biscuit, Badly Wrapped Kebab, Glory Hole, snatch, douche hole, cum canyon, bear trap…

Pikachu!!

Hairy Potter

LOL @ Snow Wolf - “Badly Wrapped Kebab”

pookie, flesh curtain, dick garage, meat hole, cum dumpster, dna dumpster, the kid shoot, octopussy, verticle smile, hand puppet, pole holder, cock warmer, slit-n-slide, tang, and beef tissue box.

My husband calls the vagina…

” VAH JJ ” (dont know how to spell that!) it always cracks me up.

We are in the health field and I almost said it to someone at a clinical the other week!

Polly

C.U.N.T. = C U Next Tuesday!

vajainga, vajingle, va jay jay

Vajeesha

ham wallet, oyster ditch, clam, axe wound, va jay jay, pikachu, hairy hamburger, dick shades, the cave, johnsons cave, wormhole, cum dumpster, the dainty daisy, hmmm…. i could go on forever

puku

roast beef sandwich, coochie, yay-hoo, strawberry shortcake, muffin, cooter, cunt, pussy, puss, coot, beaver, snatch, punani, pink taco, whoot-whoot, twat, cum snatcher, slit, hot apple pie, gaping hole

HAM WALLET

stinky meat curtins

ve ve

Mermaid’s Purse.

:)

tuppence! haha [tuppy for short ;)] lmao something i used to say when i was younger! ORRR fluey, of which i learnt about today in sex ed ;) hahahaha

Vertical Axe Wound.

Bloody Axe Wound (if the week permits).

flappy fuk hole

the lauren spaduto

man in a boat

Finger Biscuit, Bamzooma’s, Bazooka, Peter Piper, Pipe Hole, Cum Magnet,

busted footy

Puss Infected Muckhole

The Vertical Smile Scrambled Eggs Between The Legs

How about Pecker Protector

How about.. “Wizard’s Sleeve”

Coochie Snorcher

i call it popocha in spanish and i call it vagina in inglish because it gives me tha gigles

~DO DA~

Monkeys forehead, beetle bonnet, klingons face, snapper, growler, edinburgh fringe, horses collar

whiska biskit, toolbox

I LIKE THEM P.S. I am a girl

Badly packed kebab

lol Shawn’s been watching Borat

I like….’Kitty’ its cute

Gash

Axe wound

V-j Flaps

Box i.e to smash box

also..

Baby Maker

Gateway to her Guts

Gash

Vageena

Oyster Ditch

sausage wallet, bearded clam, hatchet wound, skin canoe, and baby maker.

Tuna Canoe

Fat Girl,coo-coo,clutch,chocha,hairy scary…lol

Batcave

The Master piece

the 8th wonder of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a hole in the bottom of the sea!

oyster mitten, bald boy in a boat, hairy checkbook, cum dumpster, moot

pussy, sounds kinda cute lol

garbage disposer

KNOB BUFFER

SLIMY PLACENTA POUCH

Gut bucket, slit. stink: as in hungry for stink

yeti

Slidesacker

One-eyed snake

Shlong

Pussy pleaser.

Beef bayonet

Way too many to list!

Flesh Rocket

pocket rocket

Sunrise surprise.

I LOVE that one Mel.

Maybe it’s just me, but “penis” is my favorite. I don’t like “cock.”

I nicknamed my best friend, Penis. and I’m asshole. So it just all works out. :)

“Frank”

yeah, I don’t like “cock” either for some reason.

BMW (big morning wood)

Beef Bayonet

OMG, i just heard Bitch Splitter. that’s just WRONG!!

Repeat, Miss Amy… ;)

The ole’ beef bayonet is fourth from the top…

OH SHIT. how about meat pole

Mornin Horn??

the pulsator

ankle spanker

Beaver Buster

clit tickler

Hahaha.. “clit tickler?!” I laughed out loud!

yeah, i like that one too. How about cream filled sausage??

devirginator

OK…..EWWW!

which one’s EEWW, the cream filling????

Yes Missy the “cream filled sausage”….blech!

That one cracked me up.

Banana, rhubarb, carrot… and NAUGHTY monkey!

You and your damn naughty monkey, Deac!!!! lmao

“henry”

dont ask why

Tube steak

Can’t answer this as have no “private parts” …was made public long time ago.

d - I have to ask…Why???!!!???

(There’s one in every crowd - LOL)

“henry” thats funny.

Johnson

beaver cleaver

pork sword, tallywacker

PORK SWORD.. ROFFL..!!

if you must know… my hubby and I were dating in high school when we got together—-(Catholic abstinence teaching didn’t sink in with me)- and at the time, we were in an English lit. class together, and were working on short stories by O’ Henry. Dont ask me why, but after the deed was done, I immediately thought of our “O Henry” assignment due that Monday, and giggled to myself, thinking it would have been funny to say “Ooooooooh, Henry! ” outloud, and the name was born. Hubby did ask me why Henry, and didnt think it was funny when I told him- but the name has stuck anyway. If you say OHenry just right, it can be pretty funny- either that, or I have a warped sense of humor!

I told you not to ask!

I’m nosey (or haven’t you read that yet?) - I always ask! LMHO!!! I think it’s funny. Thanks, d!

that’s funny D. lmao..

Richard???

Stanley

“The heat-seeking moisture missile”

Ha! LMHO Deac! I’m late on this, I’ve got no names to add in this or the vagina column.

Splattering Ram, Purple Headed Warrior, Magic Johnson, Uterus Poker, Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle, Gristle Missle, Pumping Pole of Penile Power, Bone-Her, Harry & the Hendersons, Granite Edifice, One-Eyed Fred, Dip Stick, Piss Pump, Meat Wrench, Pork Pipe, Nightcrawler, Blue-veined Junket Pumper, Love Pump, Richard and the Twins, One Eyed Wonder Weasel, Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken, Tobias the Cheeky Monkey, Trouser Snake, Tool, Thrill Drill, Sex Pistol, One Hole Friction Whistle, The Pink Oboe,
Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower,
Trouser Trout, Vlad The Impaler,

i can go on all night!

tinkerbell

black mamba

Nuts.

My mom calls it a ‘dinka linka.’. Don’t know where she got it….

purple parsnip

tuk tuk…pretty funny isnt it…my 10 yr old son refers it like this…lol

Battering ram

Pork sword

Love Truncheon, Hot Beef Injector, Hairy Toothbrush, Purple Headed Monster, Angry Bishop, Fuck Stick, Fuck Stump… and the beat goes on…..

The Gammon rod

twat-sicle

Hairy Breadstick

the other other other other white meet

cream filled sausage?that’s graet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Woody

purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head

conan the conquerer, big salami, one eyed monster, ”doctor love” LOL!

ONE EYED TROUSER TROUT

Peeche Island

I LIKE IT WEN ITS HARD AND WET

jakeway loves the pork sword in his bum bum

Purple one eyed womb ferret

The Meat Straw,

Skin Flute, Pipe Cable Ruler Stick sword

Pencil

Dick

Peter Jack

I got 190 penis!

knockwurst…helmet (the head of the penis)…root (the shaft)…..tee tee (as I called it when I was a child).

Holy crap! LMAO! I had no clue that there were SO MANY names for what I call a Peenie =0) I’m almost too embarrassed to post this! Haha!

I have the best one ever haha

Flounder Pounder!!!!!!!!!!!

A little penis is called a winky, or snausages (like in the tv commercial).

I forgot a name for a king-sized penis. BEASTY.

blood sausage.

purple headed worrior

trouser snake

Twig & Giggle Berries

poop

cunt carressor

10 inch screw shanked bull headed cow killer

Sherman the one eyed German….Watch him, he spits….

joystick!

Purple-headed people maker.

Alat

skin flute

meat wistle

“Man Root”

Heat seaking moisture missle…. haha

Womb Raider!

Kidney Cracker

tube steak smothered in undies.

dinky

The thrill drill

slinky

Meat Popscile

Some of them make you say “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!!!”

My cousins always say womb raider

chowder musket

The Peen. From a girl I met in the hospital. Or my friends and I call it a Peber. :)

This is a good one for charger fans. The Bolt. RIDE THE LIGHTNING! hell when it gets soft it can even be Lights out!

Russel the love muscle

Clacker

Bobster, The Foaming soldier, Wang

Richard, because a nickname for Richard, is dick.

the pole

one-eyed pirate

one eyed willy

Called it a doopy when I was a kid.

Little Elvis… cuz it’s a rockstar, baby!

the cooter intruder… or pedro…….. or lean lumber …… or jelly javelin…….. or the blind boa…… or the FUPA fryer ….. or the tax collector….. or skin sludgehammer

Blue-viened custard chucker

cock a saurus rex

russel the one eyed wonder muscle

piss pump

period destroyer

purple headed cum warrior

mangina

The Scream Extractor

love wand !!!!!

Cum-spittin’. one-eyed, hairy-based, meat surprise

Poop pusher

DICK Cheney

PURPLE HELMETED YOGURT LAUNCHER

Convulsing cucumber

well, lol, my husband calls his ‘my lt’l buddy’ and a guy i was flirting with on-line has tittled himself ‘The Black Python’ Hmmmm?

bolagna pony (bolony pony) bum runner pootie poker clit splitter the skank shank and the man ranch manufacture

Slug

Dude Piston

Sir Martin Wagstaff

The Slim Reaper

The Single Bore Mayo Gun

Wedding Vegetables

Howz about TACO-BENDER

u people need to keep your day jobs…fuking losers. Im religious and have more imagination with genitalia than you beefy mc’mansticks. get a fucking life.

po the purple dragon

the man jewlery? the reason I keep writing is because I have nothing better to do.

a plug!

two coconutes one banana

Chode

pig skinned bus

i like the religious dude, he’s so full of himself, maybe he has the fudge packer lil to deep. pull out the wonder wand, stay away from the pamper pole, no pussicle for you, have to put the kickstand up and stand clear of the pussifier. And please embrace Mr. Happy, not too much though cuz according to Ernie, if you bother Bert too much he’ll squirt.

I like this one:

KENTA = From Japanese 健 (ken) “healthy, strong” and 太 (ta) “thick, big”.

thumper the fountain of youth old faithful

veiny triumphet basterd

the love rocket

Badonkadonk

Giggle Stick

The shaft

Crotch Rocket

Batmobile

Gerk as in jerk the gerk

Little Man

Big Man

Minnie Me

Johnny

vein laden meat pipe