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Dude, it’s your dream trip, go for it. As long as your gut doesn’t hang over the top, you’re good to go.

Cover your privates, stick ‘em on your head, rip ‘em off before diving in, sel ‘em on e-bay, paint political slogans on ‘em, give ‘em as gifts. The possibilities are endless, and Dick Stickers rule the pool.

Cover your privates, stick ‘em on your head, rip ‘em off before diving in, sel ‘em on e-bay, paint political slogans on ‘em, give ‘em as gifts. The possibilities are endless, and Dick Stickers rule the pool.

It’s like your wearing nothing. Speedo or nothign. It’s the same.

So hot.

make sure your pubic hair puffs out from underneath them AT ALL TIMES!

You’re in the south pacific, I’m sure there will be lots of guys wearing ‘em. It’s only here in the puritanical USA where the right wing conservatives rule the world where we’re hung up on our bodies…don’t get hung up - slip into that banana hammock and enjoy yourself. You’re in tahiti, man, not the jersey shore - live a little!

Rock out with your cock out… I would make sure that sections of my scrotum were hanging out AT ALL TIMES. DO THIS!

Strap on that Weenie Bikini, dude

Have fun and be comfortable. Wear the bikini! I do.

They are great if you are insecure about your looks. Most people will be giggling about your package and not notice you are less than a 10!

If you’re hot and you have a nice package, wear a speedo!

I swim lots and love the feel and the look! I think guys look hot in em! i tan in them in summer and swim indoors or outdoors in them. I wish more guys had the balls to wear them! Speedo on America!!

Hammock up! I agree with Cambot… let one of your boys dangle out at all times. I personally wouldn’t wear one but enjoy the entertainment value of those who do.

Enjoy yourself! Tuck your boys into a marble bag, slap on some sunscreen, and you’re all set. Hell, thong it if you want to!

Got it, flaunt it!

Hell yeah!!!

Wear em only if you’re in great shape aka flat stomach and some muscle definition. If you have a gut and/or are really not in all that great shape — put some trunks on and spare your viewing audience.

GO FOR IT !! - Those who don’t like it - TOUGH BOUNCE! They are just wound too tight to bother with anyway. :-)

If you’ve got the body, go with the speedo. The tan lines are soooo sexy

When women start wearing trunks instead of bikinis, then they can tell guys to wear trunks. Otherwise, shut up!

Only if they stuff a potato in it.

Wear a bikini/speedo that’s flattering for you, especially if sun and surf is first on your fun list. Trunks are kinda has-been, and its your vacation so live a little.

Since you asked I know the answer. You want to and you definately should. You will always regret not trying it.

Folks that think speedo = gay are WRONG. Lots of straights wear em. Why? Because they are UNQUESTIONABLY the most comfortable attire for swimming. No contest. Forget the narrow minded biggots. God gave you one life to live. Make your decision and live.

I know most young guys with HOT bodies wished they had the balls to wear a Speedo cause they know they would look good and feel good too. When I was at spring break, most guys secretly stuffed a speedo in their suit case just in case there was a hot bod contest. Wear your bikini and enjoy!!

Loved ‘em since I was just a lad! Fit and smooth is the key! No fatties!

Sorry..forgot to type. Yeah, of course you should wear speedos. They are just the most appropriate swimwear around. Dun care about what others think and say.. just wear them.

I know we don’t like saying this in the Good Old US of A, but we should definitely take a clue from the rest of the world. They’re comfy, don’t drag and drip, and allow one to tan more than 50% of one’s body.

Wear them board short tan lines are lame

Go for it. Tried em for the first time when I went on vacation and have been hooked ever since. Great tan, and it feels amazing while swiiming.

The USA has to relax…and get off of the homo-phobic stereo type… nude, thong, bikini… or clown shorts!!! Women wear them…men should too. I being straight support the bikini. However, I still wear the clown shorts when in public places … Some day I wish not too… The more men who do, the more do it….. so open up and put them on!!!!!!!

I like boys who aren’t afraid to get undressed for swimming and I wouldn’t wear shorts in the water, so why should my boyfriend?

It’s male, it’s athletic, it’s confident.

OH YEAH, but try a pair of these, these are a good speedo type:

http://www.braziliantrunks.com/

North americans need to relax. What does it matter what is worn on the beach? As long as you’re comfortable that’s all that matters.

I spent two weeks in Tahiti (Bora Bora and Moorea) wearing nothing but Speedos. It was the most sensuous, relaxing and rejuvenating vacation I’ve ever had. I was completely at one with my environment. Wearing anything more would have been akin to the 19th missionaries putting clothes on the natives, which effectively ruined the local culture.

I hadn’t realized what a major issue this was to North Americans, A Speedo is practical swimware I always found those baggie short things reminded me of my dads generation back in the 50’s very old fashioned…calling guys who wear Speedos gay is a bit like calling any girl who wears jeans as opposed to long flowing Victorian type dresses a slut because she is “showing off” her goods. You get a great tan too in Speedos not one that starts below the knee

why not. if women can why not men

go for it man, and enjoy the warm waters of the pacific!!!

go for it man, and enjoy the warm waters of the pacific!!!

You need to be in good shape, though!

Only in this ultra-prigish country of the U.S.A. do we have this rediculous aversion to the natural human body. Even in the most conservative cultures in europe like Spain, speedos are entirely acceptable wear and many beaches are “nude” or “clothing optional.” Speedos are much more comfortable and you can actually swim while wearing them, but there are hardly anyplaces to buy speedos in this country. In europe, you would be laughed at if you wore those baggy shorts that most guys wear in this country.

Go for it. The gay stigma is gone buddy. Never existed for me anyway, or my kids.

As an Italian Fitness Instructor, I never understood why all these American guys work so hard at the gym, and wear swimming attire -(jams) that …well look like skirts in the beach. Speedo cut is not for everyone…but a boxer brief would at least not look like yards of material…to SWIM IN?! Gentleman…take a clue from the Latins…show off the fruit of your work.

Speedos and nothing else for me! I love the style and comfort.

Hell i do it everyday….keep ur boys close 2 u

Definetly wear them. No one is perfect. I have them, and that is all I wear. Enjoy them, and anyone that has a problem, it is their problem, not yours. There is a bulge in the front, it is a Penis, deal with it, get over it. Every man has one, most women know what it is by now. How many sets of breasts do we see at the beach. We deal with it.

hit the beach in a weenie bikini any day!

Hell yeah…just got back from Florida and all the dudes were in speedos and box cuts…the “jam” thing is gone…If guys work out and chicks (or Other guys I guess) dig their muscles…why not…a tan in knee trunks make you look like a loser. Thongs on guys..No,,,All American Speedo 3 inch trunks….YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedos are usually given a bad rap because of the stereotypical fat, hairy guy at the beach wearing the skimpiest suit he could find. I wear Speedo suits whenever I go on vacation. It’s definitely worth the extra attention that you may receive. You get a nice tan, freedom of movement and no drippy, saggy shorts weighing you down all day long. I think a lot of men would wear them if it weren’t for the fact that they are afraid of being labeled as gay. I was such an adrenaline rush to slip off the shorts for the first time and don my Speedo while I was in Florida. Once you lay out for a while, you get more comfortable and wish you had done it a long time ago. If you’re going to Tahiti, there is no doubt that you should wear a Speedo! You’ll be glad you did! If you don’t try it at least once, how will you ever know? My girlfriend loves when I wear them.

Speedos are awesome, every guy secretly wants to wear one.

On a muscular guy, speedos look totally HOT! If you are not overly fat or hairy, I’d say go for it. Even a guy with a so-so body can look good in speedos if he has the right attitude. Just act natural and not self -conscious, and have fun. No one is going to say anything. If they do, then THEY must have issues…. I mean, think about it: since when do most guys even pay attention to what they themselves are wearing let alone what some other guy is wearing? We all have our personal preferences about clothing, but guys who get all negative Speedos have … ahem … insecurities. And as for women, I don’t see how a women wouldn’t want to see a muscled guy in a tight speedo.

Speedos are the Best! After playing water polo for years, there is no way I’m gonna flap around in knee-length shorts…..they are silly. My wife loves speedos and has purchased several colors….I say wear what you want, but be practical and if you work out..why not show it.

Speedos are definitely more comfortable than board shorts. I wear them at the gym when swimming laps, at the local pool and at the beach. I’m not about to do yard work in them or sleep in them, that’s not what they’re for, but when involved in water activities or trying to catch some rays, most definitely you’ll find me in a pair of briefs.

Women whistling at your body in a speedo is enough of an ego booster to override any fears. DO IT!

Speedos are sexy on nice looking men. On not so looking men, I’m not looking. So go for it guys.

I think guys should wear what they want. I he is OK with how he looks then wear a speeedo. Why can’t guys be sexy?

Speedo rocks…unless you re really fat..and if you re a shy young rican male, do like your friends and wear huge shorts to go in the water! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Welcome to Europe dudes!

Speedos are HOT! I wear them and have girls and guys comment on how much they like them on me. It is just the insecure undersexed, or unable to sex boys and girls that are jealous and wish they could have the guts, the body, and the balls to wear a speedo, and actually look good in it. What the FCK people. If you don’t like what someone is wearing then shut the Fck up and look the other way.

Speedos are the best!…When I joined a gym 4 yrs back, I was the only guy doing laps and on the sundeck in those crazy boardshorts. Once I got the guts to buy a speedo…and enjoyed the freedom, tan line and frankly feeling a lot sexier..I never looked back. Why is America so uptight about a man’s anatomy? I say guys…go for it….just wish they were easier to find in Sports stores!

I was in the never column, but I will say that if you have the physique, go for it! I think we’ve just seen too many speedos on people who should not wear such things - rather like spandex on a large woman. Sometimes it’s impossible not to look, and it hurts the eyes! ;)

Speedos rule! Guys that hate them have never worn them. They feel great, awesome tans, and you may even get a few smiles from the ladies! Go for it!!!!!!! I wear mine all the time.

YUP YUP YUP….Just got back from Brazil….speedos were the most coveredup that guys wore at the beach. Those folks are cool with their bodies…and have great tans…If the chicks strut their stuff, why should guys not want to get equally hot tans. Go for it dudes…you only live once!

You don’t go to the beach to participate to a beauty contest. You want to swim or tan ? So it’s better with minimal clothing.

NO need to be a prude at hte beach. They are functional and sexy on men. Why shd women be the only mostly naked ones on the beach. Take courage fellas and shed those enormous trunks.

Really. I don’t surf and I am not African, (even though I play one on TV) Not interested in wearing all that baggy crap. And, OMG! Men’s bodies must be hideous. We better cover them up! We Americans have idiotic ideas about the human body. Rediculous, puritanical BS. You’ll appreciate that coming from a Conservative and a Republican. Maybe we’re not who you think we are. ;-)

What really looks funny is the dude that has worn one of those sacks at the beach all day, gets some sun, then then puts on a different length of shorts later. Wow, that eight inches of pale, white, pasty thigh looks great.

Man, you are at the beach/pool. Quit worrying what you look like and enjoy the outdoors. And you hoes don’t get a negative word on the subject. It is women that have fostered the idea that we men are ugly, hairy, disgusting beasts. Step off, biatch. And anyway, wearing clothes at the beach and in the f-ing water is barbaric.

There are only two categories of men: Men who wear speedos and Men who want to wear speedos but dont dare to

I work in the fashion industry…we had a big show a week ago in NYC featuring next summer. Sorry guys, but the board short has gone into fashion history. Every designer featured either speedo cuts or boxer/briefs in amazing colors and fabrics. All the NyC stores will be featuring these next Spring. get ready guys, It’s about time women get a chance to oggle the guys for a change!

I say go for it!

A man should be able to wear whatever makes him feel comfortable.

What about fat women who wear tight swimsuits? Should they be banned as well?

I say speedo on and don’t worry about what all those prudes think!

Speedos are cool. I wore them in high school water polo and would not trade em ever since. The beach and pool are for fun, Most guys who try em never return to the silly surfer trunks….which when wet are a pain to swim in….I say speedo-on and tell the guys in surfer shorts to try it once!

I agree about swimming shorts being for spotty little nerd schoolkids. Come on the Speedos!!

Go ahead and wear the speedo. I wear a very brief cut at the gym and get tons of looks and comments. Women have even given me compliments on them. Yes they don’t cover much in the front and your bum hangs out at the back, women seem to enjoy them.

Great way to show off a guy’s package. Send my mind racing. Yum !

Just come to the UK or europe. We’re not hung up on the speedo issue. We all wear them (or a majority anyway). I’m 53, fir, healthy and I’ve been wearing them since I was .. 3 perhaps. There’s nothing wrong with speedos and when I come back off holiday (vacation) i have a nice sexy little white untanned bit. Wife thinks it’s very cute. I can’t imagine what a guy looks like that’s been suntanning in horrible baggy, kneelength shorts - YUK!

Come on, get real … or is this a trend started by small-dicked Americans I wonder?

Mick - LOL! Perhaps that’s our issue with them…as I can certainly appreciate the sight of a fine, fit European man in one.

Definitely a great fitting speedo looks good on guy and should be worn more on the beaches in the states. Americans are way too conservative!

Speedos are comfotable…Plain and simple!

In the Army, we swam naked. I get back to the States and suddenly, guys are wearing bermuda shorts at the beach. Gimmee a break….lBoard shorts with flip flops are great for a Summer evening….but if Im at the beach or pool, and I’m fit, I ‘ll grab my black speedo any day….besides, my wife says they are making a comeback. I know in Germany….the guys are way cool with them. speedo on!

On fit guys, there is nothing that can take their place! Come on, Yanks! So many good-looking guys and so much b.s. about male bodies! Enjoy your bods and let others enjoy them too!

I stumbled upon this site…way cool! As a woman at the beach, we love seeing a hot guy in a speedo or short suit… so guys, if you have been working out this year, why cover yourselves up with those silly long shorts….you have a hot chest, great pecs and then you wear a long skirt????Don’t let the women have all the fun!!!! we want see some skin. Don’t you?

i love to see the girls check out my 6 incher. it is hot, plus the tan lines are soo sexy.

Was jogging today in Central Park. Joggers (women and men) wear short nylon jogging shorts. Then I see this buffed guy in a pair of below the kneee basketball shorts. Besides flapping in the breeze, it didn’t match his incredible upper body (no shirt) and arms. Guys, if you work it at the gym , Work it at the beach….the women will love it. Go Speedo!

i love them, ‘cause they dry quick, less drag, good tan, and why not life is too short enjoy the life your given.

Just went shopping for a swimsuit. There are racks of board shorts. Then the saleslady points me out the JAMES BOND square cut in neon colors…I’m sold. Not quite a speedo, but happy to loose all the extra fabric when I hit the waves. I say SPEEDO ON

Functional and sharp. Have worn them and so do my kids. Always will.

Someone wrote that most guys secretly want to try a Speedo. That’s true!When I lived at a place with a yard and pool, and friends came over unprepared to swim, I handed them a box of spare suits that included cutoffs, regular (shortish by today’s terms) boxers, and of course Speedos. About two-thirds of the guys used the Speedos, as they had already seen most of the rest of us in ‘em. There were even two red pairs, and they got good use.

Nor was anyone quick to take them off, as afternoon splashing and ball-playing proceeded to BBQ.

I wear them, I’m totally strait, have a good body- I never see what the big deal is… my girl like them on my too….email me for proof…

robhanson_fl@yahoo.com

As they say…”form follows function”, and, except for heavy duty surfing when the thighs can get chafed, a speedo/brief/bikini is the most functional, comfortable attire for swimming, sunning, etc., and that’s the purpose for going to the pool or beach, isn’t it. I’m 50, fit, 100% straight, and have to wear a suit and tie 99% of the time, I’ll be damned if I’m going to wear knee-length board shorts to the pool or the beach. That’s just plain retarded!!!

^^DITTO! MEGA DITTO!! on RFH’s post above!

Hey, I’m with the speedo on troop. This is a big situation over in Australia (Speedo Land) and everybody who’s voting says thumbs up for speedos. One guy posts that he can tell an American a mile away, because of the goofy board shorts. Board shorts are for riding surfboards, speedos or trunks are for swimming and sunning. America, get a clue!

Just love my speedo style suits. I refuse to let anyone tell me that I am a pervert for not hiding my thighs. So you can see a bulge? I hope so, I am a male after all! Just like I expect to see a female to have breasts. By the way breasts come in all sizes and so do penises. So what? I don’t care. Grow up and accept your body as it happens to be. It is silly to wear a tent to go swimming!

I enjoy wearing speedos & wore a one yesterday in the 80 degree weather at Sand Beach in Lake Tahoe & no one seemed to mind. They feel great and look great. The only time anyone laughed was when we tried to wade into the 50 degree lake water but that was because our judgement in doing that was suspect. There is no question that guys are inhibited from wearing one. The looks I get are “boy, I wish I had the guts to wear one instead of these drapes.”

Real men wear speedos. Just because other guys are not fit enough to wear a speedo doesnt mean he has to ruin it for everyone else. Men who wear speedos are clinically proven to be 73.5% straighter then people who wear “normal swimsuits”

oh my gosh! i agree with marcus, i mean have you seen his body? check this out nicccee

very very hot lol why not wear it, if they are fit enough? it’s not hurting anyone!

Marcus, love the stats you came up with! Today I thru on my bright red Speedo and headed for the pool. Love wearing something that does not fit the norm. BTW why is it so often that chicks object? poor body image? fear of sex? Gimme a break ladies!

Speedos are great. I wear mine as much as possible. I’ve got a great ass from what I’ve been told by the ladies so why the hell not?!! Every picture that I shown to women of me wearing a speedo has been 100% positive. Screw everyone who shuns them…wear what you want! I do!!!!

Marcus - Please explain your “Straighter” comment. Does this mean that the man’s penis doesn’t curve to the left or right?

As for the original question, wear whatever you want. If it’s a thong, go for it! If it’s bulky shorts go for it!

Love Speedos and my lady (now wife) bought me three thong underwear in Vegas…I totally resisted being a Brief guy,,,but guys in the Summer..I LOVE UM…next best thing under a pair of Kakis to freeballing!. I say advertising is in the package…guys hang loose in a speedo and screw the uptight nation!

Notice just HOW many posts there are on the ‘Speedo on, guy!” column compared to the other two columns? What does that tell you? Every guy either wants to wear a speedo and hasn’t gotten courageous yet, or does wear a Speedo.

I just bought a black Speedo the other day and I love it. I wore it at a public swimming pool and no ladies objected. I noticed a lot of attention my direction from the women. A young teenaged girl said that she prefers the Speedo on a guy. She told me to, “Pimp the Speedo!” lol A lady, my age who was an instructress of aerobics couldn’t give me enough attention and I stood close to her as we talked too. She appeared to love seeing me in my Speedo. She was married too as her ring finger indicated. No mothers and small children seemed to be offended either.

I agree with a lot of the posts. Men, if you don’t like it, then just look the other way. You’re not interested in looking at dudes anyway…Or you’re in hiding! lol. Ladies, I don’t see any of you ladies getting grossed out by a healthy American male body and package, when it comes right down to it. You like looking too. I see it. We like looking at cute, sexy female bodies in tight bikini suits and my senses tell me you like looking at healthy American men too. I agree, that being too outrageous, as in bulging inappropriately at the swimming pool is not cool and being fake is just wrong. If it’s a male’s normal package and it’s not outrageously offensive, then why not somewhat show what you got. Women show their breasts and are proud of them—all different sizes. Why not men showing what makes us men and what straight women crave about us BEING men.

Real men don’t worry about wearing a Speedo and showing what makes them proud to be men. Real, straight men KNOW they’re not gay…and by the way, Real women know for sure when a man is straight and when he’s gay…and women CAN tell the difference. A real man shows that he’s into the woman by his eye contact and by the fact that he’s caring and loves straight women and enjoys their femininity. And women, you know you’re extremely perceptive to know when the guy is straight and when he’s gay…no matter what he’s wearing!

So Speedo ON…or keep wishin’ you can…

Bravo for Speedo-On Dude…He said it all. I love my navy, worn-washed speedo. I could care less who it attracts. I say Straight, Bi gay…..show that you are a male, you enjoy freedom, you have a dick (Hello!)…and that for pete’s sake, it’s the beach or the swim club…..it ain’t a formal affair I dare every guy who reads this this to race to Sports Authority to purchase a speedo and join the club…what have you got to loose except nerdy TAN LINES!……..

GUYS IN SPEEDOS =HOTTT!!!!

dude i wear one and all the other guys get sooo jealous of me and my friends. we look sexy and the ladies love us in our speedos. so let the ladies come and what girl doesn’t like a monly guy in a speedo. DUH you idiots that aren’t man enough to wear a speedo.

I where a speedo all the time and if you dont your just a pussy because your not man enogh to show off your package you your dick is just really small

i am totally comfortable around guys who wear speedos. they see us ladies in bikinis. if we aren’t wearing much, why should they?! if men are too insecure to wear one, they have a small dick. just get over it. real men wear speedos. the more the guys worry about their body, the more they are like women. it doesn’t make them gay to wear a speedo!! so speedo on guys!!!

i am the speedo master and you all shall bow before my gigantic dick

SPT…….I’m bowing, I’m bowing…..Board shorts suck and are for fraiidy-cats…Speedo On!

test show that a swimmer in a speedo gets 99.9% more ladies then the average swimmer

Ill never bow to you speedo torpedo. You give speedos a bad name, you should be banned from speedo wearing. Only cool kids like me and joe are allowed to. New CPSC Rule: You must be Cleared by Marcus or John to be able to wear a speedo or anything closely resembling a speedo. This includes but not limited to Bikinis and g-string’s. And i hope to god you dont ever wear a g-string speedo torpedo.

marcus i am the speedo god u shall all bow before my gigantic dick and u will be a sex slave to jen and kristen when i am done with you you are the one who gives the speedo a bad name so i banish u back to jammers so that u may never ever where a speedo again

I’ll make a deal with you speedo torpedo. We both were speedos and i’ll be kristin’s sex slave. Ok.

ok marcus that is a deal

wtf?! you’ll be kristin’s sex slave but not mine?! lol. i think if you keep talking like this, you’ll all be back to jammers. and i think the speedo torpedo might have some issues to work out. no 13 year old is gonna have a gigantic dick that your claiming to have. sorry. maybe one day. and no one needs to be bowing to his fat ass. not even marcus. and please- wear all the speedos you want, but if you even think about pulling out a g-string, i don’t know you anymore.

Dude, I’m a swimmer, and I’m telling you - if you’ve got the body, the ladies will love it (and some dudes too maybe, but hey- whatever). They’re so much more comfortable than trucks too. Trunks stick to you and show off everything anyway. Might as well just pony up to the speedos, and own it.

all the people who say speedos are nasty are just jelous they dont have the balls to fill it..

i wear one all the time at practice.

Ok, Ok, you guys made me a convert. Just joined a new gym w/ rooftop-deck. i go out there a few times last week and look like a jerk. all the other dudes finish their laps and go to catch a few rays, all in speedos or short trunk…..I have moppy, wet board shorts. Yesterday I purchased a cool 3 inch traditional speedo and today’s the day. Happy to shed all that material and join the club. Wonder if the Speedo company knows about this site? They should!

I’ve worn them for years as a fitness swimmer, now that all that swimming has given me the body I want, I wear them at the beach. Seriously though, once you begin wearing them, you don’t care what others think.

Yep, I totally agree with you Bosma. Once you wear a Speedo, it’s impossible to go back. I’ve worn my regular board shorts when family and friends come over to use my pool and I just keep thinking how horrible they feel. There sagging wet, take hours to dry, give you a crappy tan, no feel of warmth on your thighs from the sun just to name a few negatives. You may be a little embarrassed at first, but after a few times you say who cares and just wear the speedo. They’re so much better!!!! I just wore mine yesterday out in my backyard to catch some rays. Can’t beat it!

I love speedos, if only they were more widely available.

By all means (as long as your not fat or old)! Not only are they extremely comfortable and practical, but guys (as long as you’re in OK shape) look great in them. We shouldn’t be afraid of our bodies. Try it and you’ll be hooked!

Board shorts suck. I don’t know who I was trying to kid all those years, but I might as well have been wearing a freakin’ pair of pants to the pool. It’s just a matter of time before the rest of the dudes wise up and stop wearing trousers to the beach. I’ve got some speedos and some square-cut suits and the beach is a whole lot better now.

in france men wear speedos !don timagine a second have problem with it!americans sem to be ashamed of ther body!poor americans boys !they re afraid to be sexy!in muslims country it s quiet the same!saudi arabia and usa are very similar!

This last list from France makes alot of sense. Muslim countries cover themselves with layers of black clothing. WHY? Because the body is temptation. Why in Europe there are nude and topless beaches ? It’s no BIG DEAL!….Guys show some skin…life is way to short to be wrapped up in curtains..I assure you , the girls will love .Sandy

bcuz marcus told me to :]

As a woman, I find today’s swimwear on men comical. Why don’t you just go swimming in long pants? It seems like a generational thing. The youth of America think of Speedo swimwear as “gay”. Let me tell you whats gay. Men today are wearing womens coulottes to the beach! Yes, back in the 70’s that’s what we called them. Why not just wear a dress to the beach? I laugh every time I see a man in clown pants or dork shorts. Why not wear lipstick too? Let’s bring back the bikini for men! Gorgeous, self-confident men wear bikinis! And they are NOT gay! They are more “manly” that you clowns hiding in your baggy clown pants. Most women won’t admit to it but we LOVE THEM! Burn those fairy dork shorts and give us ladies some eye candy for once!

In the 70’s, men didn’t care about what they look like on the beach, unlike girls. Speedos were the norm, even in the USA, and nobody cared. Nobody. Now, men act like girls, they want to be pretty on the beach. That’s ridiculous. You’re not going to participate to a beauty contest, you’re just going to swim or tan. So don’t be pretty, don’t be a consumerist slave, just wear what is more conveniant to swim : less clothes.

Gina, YOU are hilarious and right on the money! Fred too!…I don’t get how a functional swimsuit that shows a guys package is “Gay?” Gay dudes and straight dudes are all made the same….Board shorts are for insecure guys who need to hide their tanless calves!. We all don’t live in Malibu (Thank God…) so be a man and buy a speedo.

If u have the body, and you look good in a mirror, I say speedo ON——- bikini,squarecut. or whatever! I’m 53- swim laps alot, run frequently, and look great in a mirror (wearing a 2 or 3 inch bikini,or a squarecut.) I get stares at the local pool-BUT who really cares? Everyone else who is staring is just JEALOUS that they don’t have the BALLS to wear them!!!!!! SPEEDO ON!!!!!!!

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Right on Zim4!…Took my family to the beach today,,,my wife pestered me into a sport-trunk …pretty short, not yet a Speedo. She read a fashion article that said trunks are making a comeback. I;m a 42 year old dad….so this took some talking. Know what! It felt great, I felt like a kid…no more saggy wet bloomers. I noticed 4 orther guys my age w/ kids and wife all in similar trunks…I work out, ride my bike, but I’m no huge fitness guy. Then I noticed WHO were wearing the long to and below your knees. It was overweight guys w/ guts. ….and frankly it’s rather sad that so many American men think those sorry shorts hide their bellys?….America get a treadmill and stop with the burgers….you don’t need to be perfect to wear a “Speedo”…you just have to have a few decent fitness habits!

I am a guy and I wear speedo bikini’s. They are more comfortable than board shorts. Plus, knowing that I am going to be showing my body off in a speedo makes me want to be work out and have a good body. As for the comments about fat guys wearing speedos, well both men and women of all shapes and sizes like to swim. Some people look better in swimwear than others. But just as I don’t dig overweight chicks in a skimpy bikini, I wouldn’t expect women to dig an overweight dude in a bikini. Just be practical. And, above all my girlfriend likes me in my speedo - that is good enough for me!

This is a great site! I say Speedo -on! It’s funny, my gay buddie at work said on a Gay cruise, the guys wore “board-shorts”….and here we are, 2007, “re-claiming” speedos for the world! I think it’s great, and they are way cool! C’mon guys, join the club!…Way more comfortable than silly boardies! Seems we have an admirirung (gals and guys) public, to boot!

Life is short…ENJOY!

I love my boardshorts, but if I am swimming, or trying to get some sun, I wear my speedo. I think most guys that have the body for it would prefer to wear them but most guys do not have the balls to do it.

Work for the Navy here. All Trainees and up the rank wear navy speedos. Anything else is silly! American men get with it. If you try them once, you won’t return to clown pants! Speedo on America!

Michael Thomas

I agree with Rod that many guys want to wear a speedo, but are too affraid to. I myself was too embarrassed to buy one until I started fitness swimming a few years ago. I don’t think I’ll ever go to a family pool party in one, but I wear them to the beach occasionally. My wife and I just got back from a beach vacation on a couples only resort. When we showed up at the beach everyone was wearing trunks. Not wanting to be the only guy in a speedo, I waited a while before I decided to take off my board shorts. A few minutes later I noticed somone else doing the same. The couple had been there for a while, but I guess he too didn’t want to be the only one sporting a speedo. For the rest of the trip, I took off my shorts as soon as I hit the sand.

I think that boys ranging 5-15 are cute in speedos and I feel it is acceptable for them. At least their not fat and/or hairy like men.

Speedos are the best for swimming, getting a tan and getting noticed in a good way if you got a decent body. I went to my neighborhood pool this weekend to do some laps and work on my tan. There was a young couple already doing laps. After we were done swimming we were all talking. She said she liked my speedo and told her boyfriend he needed to get one. I told him he just needed to go buy one and try it once. The next day I ran into them at the pool and he was in a black speedo. He told me he was going to toss out his old swim trunks when he gets home. One more for the Speedo On side!

So I go to the beach with my nephew (21 yrs old) and two of his buddies last weekend. This is a normal East coast beach. I peel off my boards to my speedo. My college nephew finally musters up the courage to do the same. His buddies stick to their flapping pajama boards. When they hit the water, my nephew confides, “all the guys own a speedo on Spring Break …most wear under their boards, but nobody dares to show what they got…though the women love it when they do.” HELLO!!! Wake up guys, you are the most fit generation in Americas history….then you wear those goofy boards to lay out and swim….The TIDE is turning….Speedo on

The US is the ONLY country in the entire world where Speedo’s are not considered acceptable beach attire. If i were to go to Europe and wear bathing trunks, they would look at me the same way Americans look at men who aren’t ashamed of their sexuality and masculinity and wear speedo’s in public. Many pools in Europe do not allow men to wear bathing trunks to swim for fear of chemical contamination or pool pollution. And, in my opinion, a speedo is a heck of a lot more comfortable than trunks any day!

men in speedos is a way of saying that your a little adventerous or gay making you want to squeeze that tight ass oh ya live on men who wear speedos!

As I have written in other posts; men have more sexual hangups than women. I’m in very good shape for a middle aged man, but don’t have the build of an actor (I don’t use steroids or growth hormone as they do). I wear bikini type underwear ,and have received nothing but lascivious comments from women about them. This time of year I wear very thin pants, and with the underwear, also gets lots of female attention.

Thanks folks for your inspiration. My girlfriend just ordered a sexy suit from Greg Parry “BodyBody”..Her bro showed her the site…he has worn speedos for years. I just ordered two from the site….can’t wait to loose the ill-fitting boards..YUK!

ohh baby speedos are HOTT! thats why im a swimmer :]

I’ve just started going to the beach regularly and I’m enjoying wearing bikini type swimsuits. It’s the same as wearing brief underwear and I like the fact that I’m comfortable enough now to wear suits like these that I would never have dreamed of before. People - wear what YOU’RE comfortable in once you look decent enough in whatever you wear!

Yo! Speedos rule! They make a total statement. I ditched those flapping boardies two years ago. Last year was a boxer at the beach…this year Red Speedo. I work out on a regular basis and my wife said I looked lopsided…buffed pecs and pantaloons to my knees ! I NOW GET IT!. Dudes, try a speedo once, bite down hard on the fear-factor and I swear, you will be a convert!….Speedo ON!

did you see the new dolce gabbana commercial! a handsome man in white speedo kissing a beautifull woman!speedo is for adult man; boardies are for teenagers!

Warning to all men who want to wear speedos…once you wear one, you will never go back…TRUST ME! I tried wearing regular shorts to the beach the other day, and I had the worst time! Speedos are just so MUCH better!

LIONEL…loving it…finally G U Y S can be sexy! Speedos rule for comfort…as one POST said…”Board shorts are for kids” …so Gentelmen , get to Sports Authoroty, grab a Speedo…and lets rule……..It’s waycool for the uptight 2007…GIMME A BREAK The Boardies are for nerds.UGG

I just bought a speedo blue and it’s great. I’m in the pool when I get out there’s not a lot of pouring out of my shorts. and what’s with the hole nests in the short’s what does that do. now I dry quickly and I forget I’m wearing them. plus the girls get to show off there tits and everbody knows girls enjoy it.so why can’t the guys show off a little bit.

th boys at cp love em we actually get used to them then we wear a jammer and we dontlike the jammer cause there is too much space and movement room well whoever doesnt like em should eat shti and suck it up and be a man for once and yes we are all straight on the cp team so y dont you just try it youll fall in love with it (though i still wear a jammer at meets) well i am bored and i have withdraws from swimming and i miss the chlorine smell and some people. well speedo POWER!!

Speedos Rule. Go for it. Be proud.

Just got back from a vacation down south. First day three guys and their significant others (two women and another guy were sitting around the pool/hottub in boardies. I come out in a speedo. ….Fast forward…day 2, all guys are in speedos, including the one guys male pal…BOTTOM LINE, they are more comfortable and it was clear, everyone in the pool area was cool with guys showin off. Boards are for insecure dudes w/ no bod or no tan. Try em once guys…because youll dig the freedom speedos offer!…..SPEEDO ON!

I am a prowrestler on the independent circuit. I have the classic wrestlers build of the 60’s or 70’s. Big and slightly muscular. I always wear a Speedo to the beach so I have a good tan when I wear my wrestling trunks. People at the beach look at me funny, some move their chairs down the beach. I dont care. Whenever I am in a wrestling match, women love me im my wrestling trunks, some touch me (my butt especially) when I walk through the crowd. Its just strange, when on the beach, I am avoided, when wrestling I am adored.

I hate those board shorts, might as well wear your church trousers to the beach.

speedo torpeedo you think you are a god…haha, when you see my dick in a speedo you will want to ride it day and night. You Str8 boi with a hot butt, I bet you want it with the speedos also up your hot hole……ride me god, you know you want to

so, OK,you can be vulgar with speedo but you can be vulgar with boardies too and even wearing trousers;don t you think speedodfw?speedo is sexy for gay and straight men! so what ,? A HANDSOME MAN IS A HANdSOME MAN! it can be usefull to wear speedo to be sexy but that s not enough!,all your body needs to be sexy! do sports and then speedo on!

Just a few points to ponder.

I see lifeguards with board shorts on all the time. While they shouldn’t be required to wear a Speedo, I think something more appropriate should be worn because those board shorts could slow them down when responding to an emergency.

All you guys who said you wear your black speedo, black slims you all over, but it also makes you appear smaller where you might want to appear larger. A white suit will make you appear larger where you might want to look larger. . A red suit is just about right.

A camera adds 10 pounds, well a good all over tan deducts 10 pounds.

Look at beach pictures from the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s. In the 50’s and 60’s,and 70’s the form fitting squarecut or boxcut ruled, along with the widecut wrestler style briefs. In the 70’s the skimpier speedo emerged and made its way into the 80’s getting even a little skimpier. These suits could be spotted all over the beach. Maybe it is the ultra-conservative political climate of today. Maybe what is worn on the beach depends on who is in office at the time.

Remember Paul Tsongas a Democrat who sought nomination for President. He was an avid swimmer and was photographed at his local YMCA with a Speedo on. A big to do was made of it, and the late night comedy shows had a blast.

On a recent show on the Travel Channel called “The Beach Uncovered” about 10 minutes was devoted to the Speedo. All the hot women prefer board shorts.

My girlfriend (who is hot) says there is nothing sexier than a guy with the bottom 12 inches of his legs tan and the rest white. (She was being sarcastic of course)

Just a few points to consider. Wear what you like and srew the rest. People have a neck and eyelids, they dont have to look.

I’m a police officer in Chicago. I work out as do my fellow officers. We play beach volleyball once a week in the summer, in boardies. But when we hang out at the beach or a few guy’s pools, its speedo time, usually black or navy as I recall. No one wear board shorts to swim. In fact the Army issues short , tight trunks to swim in. America should get more practical. I agree with the post that the 50’s -80s guys had more freedom at the beach. And ladies, just for the record, my wife loves the speedo on her man So Speedo on

I love speedos and especialy european versions like hom. I don’t think I even have a pair of shorts. I live in NYC and hate the new wave of prudism with swimwear.

Seriously its soo much more fun to swim in them. Its easier and you go alot faster too!

Was at my health club today and this kid was hanging up a huge delivery of speedos in the pro-shop. He tells me he can’t keep em in stock. I asked this kid (like 20, 21) would he wear one….without blinking he replied “heck yeah, more freedom more comfort, better tan. Board shorts are for guys who don’t use a gym”…Interesting answer from the younger generation!…..Speedo on dudes!

I was at Buckroe Beach in Hampton, Va. on a weekday in mid-September enjoying the mid 80’s temperatures (global warminig has it’s advantages). There were about 40 people in an area the length of about 4 or 5 football fields. Out of the 40 people only about 12 were guys. I spotted three guys in Speedos, including myself. I rarely see that many in the summer when the beach is crowded. I guess guys were being braver sincer the beach wasn’t crowded.

About 10 years ago Wal-Mart sold a Speedo style suit under the name “Laguna.”

In Europe where Speedos are accepted as the norm, there are far fewer sex crimes against women and children per capita.

In the 80’s seeing a guy in a Speedo in a TV commercial was not unusual.

I wanted to try a speedo growing up but never had the courage until my college years. First time was at a gym. Although it was common to see a guy in a speedo at the gym, I was extremely nervous. I was just going into the hot tub after my workout, but it was crowded. So I waited a while in shorts doing some streches. I was ready to take off my shorts but too scared to face so many people, so I decided to take off my shorts and head to the cold plunge first. Absolutely freezing, I turned around to see if there were any reactions before getting out. 1 girl was staring at me, so I didn’t get out … and she didn’t stop staring. After about 2 minutes, I got out and wrapped my towel around me. Still looking at me she said, ‘wow, i can’t believe how long you stayed in there … it’s too cold for me’. Realizing nobody was speedo shocked, I took off my towel and got in the hot tub.

After about 10 years of wearing speedos to pools and beaches (many times the only one in a speedo), only twice have I received negarive comments/snickering. First time a couple of boys started whisling and making noise from their balcony. Their older sister came out asking what they were doing and I heard her say ‘hey he’s cute’. Another time a boy yelled across the public pool and said ‘they (girls he was with) like you swimsuit. I looked at them and they were embarrassed.

Just put it on and wear it with confidence! If you get any negative comments, just ignore them … you’ll find they are few and far between.

On Sept 23, 2007 Michael Z states the army issues short tight trunks to swim in. I purchased some German Military training trunks from a catalog mail order company. They are light grayishgreen with dark green stripes on the sides. They have a German insignia(Eagle) on the front of the right leg. They are made of polyamide/elasthane which is softer and more comfortable than lycra/spandex. They are very short boxcut and fit very tight. My girlfriend thinks they are “sexy as hell.” Even the shyest guy will feel adventurous wearing a pair down the beach. Once you have worn a pair you wouldn’t want to wear anything else. Unfortunately the catalog company no longer stocks them.

IN FRANCE TRUNKS ARE FORBDDEN IN SWIMMING POOLS.THEY ARE UNHYGIENIC.(MEN CAN CAN WEAR THEM ALL DAY LONG)SPEEDO ARE VERY WELL ACCEPTED IN FRANCE AS THE TRUNKS.MEN ARE NOT AFRAID TO BE SEXYAND FRENCH GIRLS LOVE SEXY GUYS, SO….SPEEDO ON!

Hey guys,,,go to www.Be-Brief.com…owned by a speedo-loving dude!…I just ordered, they are great. Just got back from England….where Speedos rule. USA…let’s get with the program, speedos and boc-cuts are hot.///Women love em, men look great in em and the general public DOES NOT CARE!

Back in the day we had a name for board shorts; it is called “High Waters” and nobody wanted to be seen in them. Remember the nerd Steve Erkle.

Also in the early 90’s I went to Cozumel, Mexico and my travel brochure was full of guys in Speedos. I only took Speedos with me. When I arrived I found that very few guys were wearing them. The lifeguard at one beach was wearing a red one.

I was at a beach in Virginia yesterday swimming in my Speedo. When I came out of the water, a guy in boardies saw me. He pulled his boardies off to reveal a Speedo underneath.

I was at the beach with my red Aussie Rower on. It is somewhere between a boxcut and a Speedo. Has white stripes and a number embossed on it. I went in the water and came out. A woman sitting about 15 feet from said “um,um,um.” I ignored it and she turned around to tan so that she was facing me, she looked at me and said “um,um,um” again, so I went over and talked to her.We talked a while and she asked if I wanted to walk down the beach, I said “Yes, let me go put my shorts on”, she said “No,what you have on now is fine.” I proudly walked down the beach with what turned out to be my new girlfriend. So you boardie nerds learn a lesson. Give them to Goodwill and hope nobody buys them. They make good rags.

Just caught this link…SPEEDOS RULE. I’m just otta college and all of us wore speedos and one crazy dude, a thong , on our Spring Break in Mexico. Because we had such a blast, we made a pack that whatever beach we enedup in the States after college, we would Speedo-on! This Summer, I was on the East Coast and I’d Speedo the boardie nerds…who wants those tan lines?…now two other guys at the gym asked where they can get theirs ()they seem hard to find even in sports stores)…I say speedo-on guys, the brighter, the better! Live it up, life is short!

I’ll be glad when more men here in Virginia Beach stop trying to conceal that they’re men — Speedo on!!

Take it from a woman, some of the big guys with a dark tan look better in a Speedo than the lilly white slender guys. A big guy should wear a form fitting boxcut (like007), rather than the skimpier styles. Its all in how you carry yourselves guys.

LUVIN THE WOMAN’S PERSPECTIVE!!!!!!!!

I AM GOING SHOPPING TOMORROW…Speedo/boxcut ON!

Joey-boy

I wear them, They’re sexy.

speedo always!

Speedo was the in-thing in the 1980s and now in the new millennium, we are regressing back to the days when men and women wear woolen clothing to swim (yes, remember women have to wear skirts and petticoats?).

Honestly, all this negative reaction toward speedos have a thou protest too much ring to it. Women should stop pretending they don’t like the male body (or at least stop being brainwashed into thinking that men are universally unattractive, thanks to men-hating feminists) and men should have more pride in their bodies.

WAY TO GO KL!!!!!!!!!! I work out, I have a dick and two balls…they are not exactly in your face, BUT they are there…we’re here, we’re queer and often NOT…GET USED TO IT….speedo on…I say micro-speedo!

Ditto KL!

what is the main reason men in usa don t wear speedos,?WILL IT CHANGE IN THE FUTURE?

IT WILL CHANGE…If enough of us just do it. The USA both loves and /hates sex. We can dig a Victorias Secret in every Mall, but if a guy wears a speedo, we freak. My QUESTION: When will Victorias Secret stores start supplying MEN’S SEXY SWIMWEAR?

When you go to www.bulging-speedos-galleries.com and check out the photos, you’ll know why the speedos revolution is in full swing! SPEEDO ON, and ON, and ON!

It’s about time men wore less on the beach than women even if they are topless. Give the girls a treat! I remember once on a beach in Croatia we saw a young German couple. The girl was topless. and looked great. The guy had speedos on and an enormous package. I did not know which way to look!

people complian about the stupidest like a guy wearing a speedo it’s a bathing suit I say so friggin what this issue if you can call it that is a joke if you perfer board shorts wear em there are thing going on on the streets in front of you that are issues I think that people bitch about it are just being idiotic it’s nothing people who wear them should not be arrested for indecint exposure that that is just some bullshit if your going to do that you might aswell arrest any who just wears shorts swim as well there goes bikinis there goes one peices this whole thing is a joke it’s friggin pathetic this is lunicy to complian about the type of bathing suit it’s ludicris I’m sorry but these people need to get over it and themselves no big deal think about all the other garbage going on in your city street or all of the intolerable atrositities across the globe I have only one thing to say get a friggin life this isn’t an issuse people who complain about it need to get a life

people who complain about guys wearing speedo are just waxing idiotic when I think about it I really don’t care and I’m 1000% certian if you think really about it neither do you so stop this pertencious crap it’s getting old if you had any intellegence or wisdom you’d see that you should not judge and if you where capable of judging it dose not matter what baithing suit you wear it is what is in the person’s heart that should matter it is so shallow of you to do that I wear a speedo and yet I understand this if I can understand this why can’t you board shorts and shorts in general just make you look nerdy I’m not saying wear a thong or g string I’m saying humor me try a solid swim brief out for three days that’s all I ask just to know what it’s like I promise you you’ll be surprised then compare them to your shorts and I ask you then to make your discion bassed on that 90% of the ladies will love it it is a simple experiment that’s all that I’m asking you to priticipate in that’s all write me back on this web page and let me know how it worked out for you

I’m just saying speedo on guys

well speedo torpedo you have a made a good point I wear a speedo and statically speaking 95% of weman find them to be sexier that shorts i wore shorts for a while when they get wet it’s like wearing cling wrap or that press and seal wrap by glad you know the product I’m talking about after a year I went back to speedos and haven’t looked back since it is just far more comfortable then shorts guys who are afriad to wear one just don’t posses the testicular fortitude to do so and are afriad that everyone will see they have a small dick and tiny balls but in truth that’s 95% percent more likly with shorts or boardshorts cause one there wet they about ten minutes later cling to you package like cling wrap at least that one way to keep it freash all the while there just pussys that doesn’t happen in a swim breif it actually compliments those priticular features as well as leaves something to the imagination for the ladies it’s funny how people complain about something stupid like this isn’t it it’s not even an issuse don’t you think i mean look at all the atrosities going on in Canada and the united states let alone the world and what make that so much more grim is the fact that people think if they just ignore it that it will just go away that’s not the case it’s just people waxing idiotic

speedo on guys look cool and hot lol

men in any speedo is hot

I currently live in Europe and Speedo or speedo type swimwear is the norm here. I can wear them without the anxiety or fear of being ridiculed by what I wear. I say that every guy who is fit and swims for exercise and or fun wear them. No one needs to make a big deal about them. Wear them if you want..

I wear speedos and bike shorts all the time. To keep it hard I wear a cock ring. Almost as good as being naked.

Hey Jason..try a cock ring LATEX that fits on your shaft and has a battery Vibrating…..You will see heaven…BTW whats up with all the straight guys buying anal toys….guess the ladies have taught us a lesson or two!…..SPEEDOS RULE….Wear them and stop being concerned about the RIGHT WINGERS…they fantasize to do what we call normal! Gimme a break!

i use a clear elastic ring perry. keeps it perfect. love when women notice it and giggle.

why are penises so taboo?

Speedos are very comfortable to wear, leave a great tan line and are a sign of self-confidence. Why can’t a man wear one when women in some cases are wearing very little. If you are in good shape and it makes you feel better, go for it!

Jason, Perry and Harrison…..I am with you..totally! SPEEDOS for 2 years.. Never going back to floppy , nerd shorts! And dudes, thanks for the sex toy heads up. I will shop tomorrow… guys need to start enjoying their bods..Hell, we work out enough . If some other human is grossed out …IT IS THEIR ISSUE!

Not only do I say yes to speedos, but if you work out hard like I do and have EARNED it, then you have paid your dues. It feels great to get a full body tan and it feels sexy. Let me ask this………. ladies…….. if you were to go to Chip and Dales, would you like to see fat guys dancing in board shorts? NO…… you want to see chiseled sex gods in g-strings. Admit it. Frankly the ones who don’t like it, I wouldn’t want anything to do with anyway. I’m 43 and still do 30 DIPS per set with a 22lb lead diving belt attached to my 5-09, 165 lb body. I’m a 2nd Degree Black Belt and have seen plenty of pathetic weakling guys in their 20s with sunken chests that wouldn’t last 2 seconds with me in the ring or anywhere else. I’m NOT gay, and even if I was so what. I have a fantastic sex life and have been having sex nearly 1-2 times a day every day except for about a week a month to the same gorgeous wife who I met when I was 18 and she was 16. I know one reason we have such a great sex life is that we each stay really fit, and I work hard to take us on exotic vacations and we get each others juices going by wearing skimpy things at the beach, so by the time we make it to the hotel room we’re crazy for each other. Also, FYI, I think it’s good to have suits where you can adjust the gas pedal. If I’m walking on the beach with my kids, I wear boxer length shorts. If I’m swimming with the kids at a family orieneted place, I’ll use the Nike Speedo. If it’s just my wife and I at an adult oriented place I’ll wear a thong no problem. If I’m feeling extra good about myself, and tan, I wear a really nice G-String, and trust me from the looks and the sighs, and the “mmmm” sound, and girls murmering to each other my wife and I can both tell women love it. The ones who don’t usually have white cheesey legs, huge modest swimsuits and look like they should be going to weight watchers after they get done with their shift as a librarian. Hahahahaha. We just got back and email from both the Tahiti tourism people, as well as the staff at the Renaissance Marriott resort in Aruba in the Caribbean and BOTH said YES and OK to not just speedos but thongs and G-STRINGS, and not just for women, but for men too. I’m American and proud of it, but our country is bullshit when it comes to this. Europeans have it figured out. First, they wear thongs and g-strings all the time, and they are more fit and trim than us, AND they even have the brains to use the Bid’e type toilets to keep their thongs clean! If you went to Chip and Dales you wouldn’t want to see guys in dork shorts would you?

Hey G-String….your post gave me the courage to purchase and actually wear a speedo….you have brains and b—lls! I think it’s cool. I work out and told my girlfriend your note. She is cheering me , starting w/ a modest speedo and workin the way to a “G” for our vacation. Speedo on!

Good for you Jamie D! I’m happy my note gave you some inspiration! For anyone who is interested I have two stores with websites I’d HIGHLY recommend both with websites. I have bought a fair amount of their stuff, have checked around and as we all know all stores and all brands are not created equal. I think what is important (and it will help your confidence wearing one) is you want to get a really high quality made-to-actually wear at the beach Thong or G-string if you are going to go that route. Speedos are already very functional, usually made of decent thicker materials and have drawstrings and are made to be fairly athletic, with wider crotches and liners etc. Thongs and G-Strings however really come in two flavors, one is more a a cheap flimsy crappily made novelty toy sort of thing that is not really made for active wear at the beach; they are really more along the line of a one or two time bedroom plaything, or to do something spoofy like a surprise party or something. They usually have really weak flimsy waistbands, the crotch elastic won’t hold you all in and they look stupid. Especially if they have some dumb goofy color combination and have a special tube sack for your wang or whatever. Now to our oppositions credit and and in all fairness to their complaints - I have to agree with them. C’mon men, let’s don’t go out of our way to look like idiots and give them the ammunition to complain in the first place. DON’T wear the cheap novelty types. WHAT you DO want is a high quality, made to actually wear at the beach Thong or G-String. Also, having had both, I’d always look for one with a liner, and if it doesn’t have one, they will usually charge only another 5 or 8 bucks to add one. The two good shops I’m about to mention both will do custom work like that when you call them. The first is Parr of Arizona. The lady that works there has an English accent and is super nice and helpful. Her name is Yvonne. Their website is: www.nu-parr.com They are based in Phoenix Arizona. The next one is called Skinzwear, and their website of course is www.skinzwear.com I’m REALLY happy with the G-Strings I bought there, I bought three different kinds, and two of each. I’m not bragging here, just complimenting their workmanship, but I look GREAT in these things! We are excited about our upcoming trips. I’m planning on taking my beautiful wife in her cute chiseled body wearing her “teardrop” bottom g-string bikini to Aruba in April, and to Bora Bora in September. Oh…… also, I’d highly recommend getting a good shaver that is meant for the pubic area. Personally I like having my entire genital, anal, buttocks, and upper thigh area totally free of hair. The rest of me doesn’t have lot anyway. But I just feel more clean, free and sexy smooth. You can go to www.beavershaver.com You girls I’m sure would like their items also. They have good shavers there that are specifically designed for the pubic area that don’t leave bumps or ingrown hairs. I bought the Seiko one they have and it works great. I hope this was all helpful to you, and thanks to the person who started this so we could have a place to contribute.

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Once you wear a speedo, nothing else will do. Comfort is the key. My wife loves me in mine. I surprised her on our honeymoon to St. Lucia, and she was positive right away. Speedo On!

Hey G-String, Thanks for the “shopping tips”…These are great sites!….Maybe more guys will find Speedos under the tree this year. If not, a lump of coal will weight their flapping board shorts down nicely. Speedo On Gentlemen!

Like Dana says a man in speedos looks hot. Before I met my wife I used to wear boxer shorts. To say the least when she took my jeans off for the first time she was disappointed. My wife wanted to see my bulge in a tight pair of pants not hidden behind some boxers! The next day she made it very clear to me that a man on the beach does not get a second look if they are wearing shorts. My wife said that like women having been doing for years the beach is a place to show off your assets not hide them. On our next shopping trip she insisted that I bought a pair of speedos. Lets just say these left little to the imagination. The sides were probably less than an inch; the material hugged the butt and my package looked a good size. A few years later whilst in Israel on holiday I really impressed my wife. We were at the Dead Sea on quite a crowded beach. I was there in my speedos. She had to wear a one piece because she forgot her bikini. Who was showing off their assets now? I was wearing 10% of the cloth that she was and it felt good! It gets better. In the communal shower afterwards I decided what the hell and whipped off my speedos. I was not discreet. A lot people were looking! It felt great. The point is I’m straight but if I see a guy in speedos I will spend a lot of time looking. A good package is there to be admired and I’m not ashamed to admit that I might get hard looking. When on the beach with your partner what do you like her wear? Finally can anyone recommend any good websites where girls are seducing men in speedos. Thank you.

Hey , the Future guy and G-string man got me reved up. I ordered my first speedo today from the site G-String mentioned. I am sick of all that fabric…it’s like wearing a mop. Now, will I have the B——s to don the suit at the beach…(Florida)?…Well if you guys do, so will I. HERE’s to Speedos COMEBACK!…Loose the nerd B-Shorts!

I tried out a speedo a few years back when I got into fitness swimming. So much more comfortable to swim in, quick drying and get a great tan too. As previously stated, once you go speedo you don’t go back. I won’t fitness swim in anything else. As for recreational swimming (neighborhood pool or beach), my suit choice depends on whose there. Although my wife supports my speedo choice, I can’t bring myself to wear them around other friends and family. I would like them to know I wear speedos before showing up in one, but don’t know how to bring it up. Any suggestions would be great.

JT…Listen….depends who’s around the pool. If Granny is there and a speedo might give her a heart attack (or a thrill)…Think twice. I would try a boxerbrief around those folks in question to let them know that you are not tame. But honestly, the more I wear speedos, the less I care who thinks what. I was at a resort with my partner and these hot dudes were in long baggy trunks, while their chicks were in bikiniis…C’mon. Both of us were in boxer trunk and a speedo…nobody said a word, nobody giggled, stared…Nada! I think for the younger generation..they feel “To each their own”..it’s a non-issue. In fact, I read in Sports Illustrated that College guys have speedo -dare contests during Spring Break…So go for it man…America has to simply catch up.

I tried boxer trunks on and much prefer briefs, so I don’t own one. That’s a good idea to at least break the ice, but once the ice is broken they will go in the donate pile. Any suggestions on how to mention it so they at least get a warning. None of my friends or family wear speedos, and I know a few of them (mainly my parents) will not understand. I often wear a speedo to my neighborhood pool and have bumped into old friends. At this point it’s a matter of time before my close friends and family hear that someone saw me in a speedo. How have others donned their speedo in front of parents or friends that they knew would not understand? I’m not going to keep wearing shorts much longer … unless it’s a family reunion and granny’s there … I’ll wear board shorts for her.

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if you don t know how to say to your family you wear speedos,just say trunks are for muslims !their religion don t allow speedo! speedo is for good christians!

my wife gave me a fire-engine red speedo for Christmas….Enough said!

It looks hot, I’m a guy and would encourage it! Nothing feels bter than lycra tight aroundyour packege. But this is not for guy with small ones, thats a big no no. And don’t let anything hangout underneath, you want to look clean and sharp, the purpose of speedos.

Wearing a speedo is the best feeling ever. I love the feeling of the cool air on my skin. After all we’d all go naked if we didn’t have to cover our penis and testicles. It sure makes you feel good when you can let your bulge hang out.

I’m with “your name….”having the hot sun beat down on the out-of-the-water cool speedo is incredible. I think back to all the years I lay out with those stupid mesh liners inside more stupid polo jams…ugggg!!!! Guys go for it…make 08 a Speedo year…..you won’t regret it!

I just started wearing speedos about 2 years ago. I only have one other friend who wears them. At first, I was nervous but I got used to it. I’ve never had any negative comments. I once overhead a fat chick on a beach complaining about people in speedos but I just took her comments for what they were worth!

Hey Ottawa….funny how people with poor body-image complain ABOUT other’s bodies!!!!!Silly…Keep up the speedo revolution…Life is too short! Enjoy every minute of being a man and being in the water!……..

Thanks Alicia, that’s exactly how I feel.

At 34 years of age, I work hard to stay in shape. I lift some weights and do cardio. Although I’m not exactly “god-like,” I feel that I deserve to show off my hard work and enjoy the feeling of the sun on my body.

Speedo-on!

ottawa … after 30 years of wearing shorts and recently switching to speedos, how did your first speedo experience go while around friends or family that perfer shorts. I too started wearing speedo briefs a few years back, but have yet to wear them around most of my friends and family. I’m very comfortable in a speedo at my neighborhood pool, the gym and beaches … but I’ve yet to wear one around people I’ve known my whole life. I even went to the gym to swim laps with my dad and just couldn’t bring myself to put it on. Seaking advice from others to know how to finally loose the shorts for good, and make that moment somewhat normal.

JT…my first experience around friends was alright. At first, there was a little giggling and ribbing from my buddies. They got used to it. In fact, there’s almost an expectation that I show off new speedos when we hit the beach and stuff. As for family, I don’t really hang around them in a pool/beach environment so it’s really a non-issue. I think, for the comfort of my family (and nieces and nephewes), I would wear regular swimming trunks (not boardies though). I’m not shy in speedos around my friends anymore. Somtimes, when I’m in a new environment, I have somewhat of a reluctance to don the speedo but I quickly get brave enough to do it, usually to find that no one really cares. In your situation, if I was genuinely swimming laps with my dad, I don’t think that I would have any issues wearing a speedo. Afterall, speedos were designed for efficient lap swimming. Maybe we can chat somewhere else and encourage each other to become short-free?

When I went to my dad’s gym, we did a lot of cardio before heading to the wet area. He said let’s swim a few laps and then get in the hot tub, so it wasn’t a real lap swimming workout. I thought it would be a good time to let him know I wear speedos, but my nerves got to me. I knew they would which is why I packed swim shorts along with a speedo. He told me he got another day pass for me and want to go sometime next week. I told him I want to go but I’m going to swim for my cardio exercise this time. I already packed my bag and am only going to take a speedo this time. With it being cold, I won’t have workout shorts to resort to when the nerves kick in. I’m nervouse but ready.

JT, yeah that’s the best way I found to do it. Just pack only speedos. Then when you get there, you’re at the point of no return!

Gentlemen…listen to your conversation…..one guy needed to get up the nerve…nerve for WHAT?…JUST BUY ONE AND WEAR IT…pretend it’s board shorts…Honest guys, stop the “head-trips”…so you have a dick, like others did not assume such in boardies?….Why are guys so freaked out about being who they are ….M A L E…Speedos tell the feminists that WE ARE GUYS…not in a mean way…at the same time…MORE COMFORT and sexier….OK GUYS, LETS JUMP IN THE POOL!

Speedos rock, period. I’ve worn them exclusively at the pool for lap swimming for about 5 years (32 here), but of course not at the beach (So Cal here). Last week I went running on the beach, had my gym bag - only a speedo. Went for it. No catcalls, looks from some hot women - incredible. Was in the same position yesterday with my GF, (and was fired up, nervous) told her “all I have is the speedo - you cool with that?” - she, surprisingly said “sure” - we ran, and afterwards she told me how hot I looked. I’m seriously thinking about all speedos all the time. ALSO - there have clearly been more speedos and boxer-briefs type suits on dudes here in SoCal the past few years. I’m converted, no problem.

Re: Speedos

The best way to swim is in the nick (ie naked). Very rarely do sharks bite off dicks!

Speedos retain the testicles in an unneccessarilly tight position, which is uncomfortable to the user and problematic for cancer.

Nevertheless I wear them; I don’t have excess balls (!), but always prefer to swim (and I am a swimmer) nacked.

I swim regularly (but cossied). I don’t know whether speedos are gay or what - but I admire a female in her cossie, and if a guy chooses to wear a speedo let him - I say to my wife “if someone want’s to look at me; let ‘em”. Why bother with a non issue?

Doug

I’m a Speedo wearer in the summer. I just bought me a mountain bike a few weeks ago. I go to various trails, greenways, and parks to ride. I am in conservative Virginia. Most all the bikers around here wear long bike tights. I pulled out some of my running tights from the 90’s and wear them. They do fine in temperatures over 50degrees. (Baggy workout pants get caught in my chain and sprocket.) About 1/3 the people on my bike route dont care or pay any attention, about 1/3 wave or say hi, and about 1/3 look disgusted. It’s similar to the Speedo controversy.

Also, google speedo indecent exposure. A man in Arkansas was arrested at a Taco Bell for indecent exposure when he wore his speedo into the reastaurant with a T-shirt on. Further reading revealed he had just paticipated in a triathlon. Bad judgement yes, indecent exposure no.If it had been a female, nothing would have been said.

At beaches around here, females wear their bikinis into convienience stores all the time, and the stores can be some distance from the beach. If a man were to do the same he would probably end up like the guy in Arkansas.

Another site said that a man was told he could not jog on the beach with his Speedo on.

I say yes to speedos. They are comfortable. I googled “speedo indecent exposure” and found where a guy was told by a hotel manager that he couldnt wear his Speedo in the hotel pool. Go figure.

AT 67 YEARS YOUNG I STILL WEAR ONLY SPEEDO OR NOTHING WHEN SWIMING. OF COURSE I KEEP MY BODY FIT AND LOOK GOOD IN EITHER ONE, SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD. WOMEN WEAR TINY STRING SUITS, WHY NOT MEN?

Get over the silly Ameri-fear of man bodies. Huge shorts just don’t seem practical/comfrtable for swimming… nothing that isn’t form fitting is. Also, if a guy has got it he should flaunt it. If he doesn’t, avert your eyes. Too many guys are afraid that they have little weenies and that makes them speedo-phobic. Get over it fellas. Also square cuts are esp hot from this ladies perspective.

I got were sitting on our blanket, I rubbed his bulge and gave him the biggest hardon ever. One thing led to another and he started to rub me through my suit. I had him stand up and I slowly pulled down his suit. It rolled over his penis and I sucked him off right there in front of everyone. IT WAS SO HOT!!!!!!

I love going to the beach laying out in the sun in my skimpy black bikini, working on my tan. My girlfriend says she likes the way they look on me. Hey, the beach is a sensual place to be, people need to relax and lighten up.

Rock on bikinis!

I just recently started wearing speedos. I wanted something that I could actually swim in. They are great. Freedom while swimming and quick drying when out of the pool. I am in good shape and think I look good in them. My girlfriend really likes the way I look in them. I never really care to much what others think. And, if you think about it, if a girl can wear a bikini, why can’t a guy wear a bikini? I like a nice tan, I am a good looking guy. So, if you want to wear a speedo / bikini, then do so, if not don’t. But don’t put down people for wearing what they want to wear.

Love the “Icebreakers” mints commercial with the big guy in the zebra squarecut.If you like the football player type, well then you could say he is sexy. You only live once wear what you like. In Utah there is a group called “Citizens for Decent Public Attire.” In other words the Fashion Police. They lobby there local politicians to pass ordinances against anything lycra/spandex, especially on a guy.

When the hell will Americans get over the total embarrassment of the male human body? It is ok for woman of any size or shape to wear as little as possible, but you do a flip and have a guy wear a speedo or less, forget it, he his looked at as strange! In other countries, and most other countries, men, teens and boys wear them and don’t think twice, let alone judge a person by all things, the bathing suit they are wearing. When and how can we change this conservative, narrow minded thinking?

I am with AMERICAN GUY! I wear speedos (42 yr old) My boys wear speedos (10 and 14) NOBODY CARES!….Board shorts are for summer evenings, not swimming! Does the Speedo Company know of their “secret” popularity?

Board shorts are for fat preteen boys and they are popular beach/swim attire with Lesbians. I say everybody else wear your Speedos.

they are great! the fit and feel is awesome better than wet boardshorts anyday, cause i wear them.

Definitely go with the speedos. Vacations are for letting loose!

Definitely go with speedo’s. If women do not like mens bodies what are they telling you about themselves? Sounds very sexist for women to dictate what men can wear on the beach. Men do not tell women to cover there bodies, even if they are over weight and out of shape. If other men think that mens bodies are gross what kind of self image do they have. Speedo’s give a great overall tan. Who wants a tan from the waist to the knee from board shorts? Ever notice that very few men swim at pools or in the ocean anymore? Thats because board shorts are weighing them down and remain wet for hours. Wearing a speedo makes you want to keep in shape. Its no wonder that very few men are wearing speedos, its because they are either over weight or obese. Have fun and live life to the fullest and enjoy your body, wear speedos. Real women appreciate a health conscience man who is not afraid of his sexuallity.

Speedos all the way. Nothing worse than a wet, baggy pair of flappy boxer trunks.

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